Sunday, June 26, 2011

"You're Not Thirsty -- STOP LYING!!"

As I sip my Korbel -- recovering from yet another nighttime bout with Demon-Child Tommy -- I must again pay tribute to the magnificence that is "Go the Fuck To Sleep."

...especially the audiobook version read by Samuel L. Jackson.

Last time I laughed that hard, Lindsay Lohan was sober.

The Nose Has It

Asked David to stop and pick up dishwasher tablets.

He came home with "New Zealand Spring" scent Cascade.

Now, as odd as it may be to have my plates smelling like a small island nation that specializes in lamb cutlets and kiwi fruit, I guess I need to be glad he didn't choose "Bronx Rain" or "Detroit Musk".